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To Slay Zombie Newton

by Regdar and the Fighters

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Amiga 03:08
Cancion de amore. Cancion para mi computadora Jumping 'round from platform to platform A flying disk attempts to displace my head Pushing on the only fire button My wimpy lazer makes an enemy dead As the platform beneath me crumbles into the pixel sea Been at this almost half an hour Should be nearing the end Can almost hear the final boss' missiles He doesn't wanna be my friend As the platform beneath me crumbles into the pixel sea I have played original Hack on inch floppy diskette I have flown as Sky Fox who was not a fox at all I've blazed the Oregon Trail in glorious 3-color CGA I've heard the Commodore's siren call The music changes suddenly The final boss fires a missile at me We exchange fire for a minute or so There's a cheesy explosion. I've vanquished my foe As the platform beneath me crumbles into the pixel sea Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, b, a, select start I finally turn off my computer To find something else to do I am so utterly bored If only I could be with you As the platform beneath me crumbles into the pixel sea As the pride below me crumbles into the pixels
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My nerves are frayed and worn There's something crawling in my tumm I don't know if I'm in love, or it's just 'cause I'm a zombie She's always on my mind Every day: shine or rain I don't know if I love her or just want to eat her brains She's been breaking my heart I've been eating her brains But if we were together, the two would be the same I'm always chasing her She's just beyond my reach 'cause while she's hale and hearty, I'm decayed and bleached One day I'll finally catch her We'll consummate our love I don't remember what that means... I bet it's eating brains She lead me to her parents I said "hi" to the folks. I don't think they liked me; I ate their brains with toast. I met all her ex boyfriends And did her a favor It was all out of love, you see, I can't stand the flavor How my heart broke When I met her new boyfriend How my skull burst When he shot it with his sawed-off How I wept that night To think of her in his arms His teeth caress her forehead That should be me But the tragedy Is I bit him first He ate her brains that night now she shares the curse Now she's chasing me But I've moved on If she calls me here, tell her that I'm gone I've been breaking her heart He's been eating her brains Now if we were together, it wouldn't be the same.
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I went out on the streets of New Orleans The day was cold and dark and gray Jazz music was wafting forth I should have just run away But I stayed on to investigate Try to find my missing cousin Rescue Stan before it's too late Find out what kind of trouble he's in On the streets of New Orleans I went up to Stan's apartment Saw the place had been ransacked Stan's friend Bob lay in the corner And the boy's skull had been cracked Suddenly, Bob stood up Lurched forward awkwardly Tried to take a bite of my arm I had no choice but to flee To the streets of New Orleans I met Stan out in the street He told me what had gone down Zombies had arisen up And they had overrun the whole town We got in my car to try and escape Try'n outrun the coming horde But it was already too late. "Stan, pass me my keen-edged sword"
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Car skids to a halt In the press of zombie flesh Stan and I step out To face this awful mess Day of the dead It's time to face the end of the world It's time to face your doom It's time to fight the end of the world Swing your sword if you have room Sword flashes a mighty arc One zombie is cleft in two Suddenly a path is cleared Unthinkingly, we rush through There's an explosion Zombie fragments shower forth The marines rush in Stan and I retire to watch the carnage from afar Listen to the din Suddenly silence Have we already won the war? A lone zombie straggles forth Followed by 10,000 more.
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A white powder's drifting through the gray sky Streets are all vacant right now I walk on the sidewalks looking all around Hoping it Christmas Christmas And not what I fear I see Trees are branches are bare and quietly still In the dead air of the town I keep on searching for any sign of life Ragged newspapers tumble down the street I run to catch one's headline I bring the tattered paper close to my face The article gives no reassurance to me About what happened up here I drop the crumpled rag silently to the ground I clutch my coat tighter as the night draws near Not one street lamp flicks to life I turn and start back to my burned out home
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Once upon a time there was a kitty He saw a little bag He thought "boy isn't this pretty?" "I wonder what's inside?" So the kitty climed deep inside the big brown burlap sack He thought "boy, isn't this nice?" "I think I'll take a nap" There's a kitty in the bag today There's a kitty in the bag today There's a kitty in the bag; there's a bag on the kitty There's a kitty in the bag today The bag thought "I don't like this" "This kitty shouldn't be in me" "All full of kitty teeth and claws" "This kitty will surely rend me" "I'm just a plain burlap bag" "Content to do baggy activities" "I gotta get this kitty out of me" So he rolled on through the trees They rolled over hill and valley Until they came to a river Without a moment's hesitation They plunged in with a shiver Now bags would normally float But this one was full of kitty And kitties they just don't swim well So they sank to the bottom of the sea There's a kitty in the bag today And the bag's at the bottom of the ocean And that, my brave little children Is what happened to your baby kittens

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Classics from the band To Slay Zombie Newton updated in the Regdar Style.

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released March 20, 2014

Produced by Stephen Smith at Steve's Bedroom Studios, Nashville, TN

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Regdar and the Fighters Nashville, Tennessee

Regdar - procedurally-generated and randomized bleeps, bloops, and drum loops.

Fighter #1 - Hacker guitar/bass and screaming mean-spirited things at wildlife

Other Fighters - Miscellany

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